Dear Doug,
My wife is always harpin on me about God and Heaven and so forth. I’m not the smartest feller in this here world and I can’t seem to comprehend all this. I’m not a bad person neither. Do you think there’s a god? If so, am I in trouble?
- P.R., West Virginia

Dear P.R.,
I’m just a man, but I can tell you one thing: if you’ve ever found yourself alone on a lake as the sun starts to set, with so many fish rising that you’d swear it was raining, then you’d realize that even if you can’t comprehend God, you sure know heaven. If that doesn’t sway you, try cleaning your ears the next time your sitting on the pot.
- Doug