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Will we ever get fishing?
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Dear Doug,
My daughter accidentally flushed her pet turtle down the commode. She said
she was "giving it a bath". She hasn't stopped crying now for almost three
days. Seeing how she's only five years old, I guess I can't expect her to
know any better. Thing is, she wants me to try to get the turtle back.
Now I don't know much about how tough God builds turtles, but assuming I can
get that bugger out of the septic tank, can a turtle survive in shit water
for three days?
- J.S., Pennsylvania
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Dear J.S.,
Probably. But the point really is, do want your daughter huggin and kissin
a critter that's been soaking in your remnants for 72 god forsaken hours? Go
for a walk in the woods and find a turtle approximately the same size.
If you get any questions about how the turtle looks a little different,
blame the sewage soaking.
- Doug
P.S. explain to your daughter that a toilet is a place for serious
contemplation, and no place for turtle washing.
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